Congratulations on surviving your first 2 months of life. The people out there would like to know a bit more about you, so I'm going to ask a few questions...
Q: Do you have a nickname?
A: Pea. Mom thinks I'm her little sweet pea....yeah, whatever. It's cool for now, but I'm growing and she'd better start calling me Reece pretty soon. I've also heard booger bear, wiggle worm, and stinker.
Q: Are you laid back or more high strung?
A: I'd say both. I'm pretty laid back in the bathtub, on my changing table and in my car seat. I also like to kickback to the sounds of the hairdryer and vibrating pillow. But, once I get going...arms, legs, and all, it's not easy to stop me.
Q: Where do you get your good looks?
A: Daddy Mac of course...everybody thinks so. I attribute my many facial expressions to Mom.
Q: What is your favorite sport?
A: For playing, Mom or Dad holding me up while I kick my legs up and down. I'm quite good. For watching, football for sure. I'm just bummed that I pretty much missed the whole season this past year.
Q: What do you dislike?
A: Being hungry, having my nails trimmed, and a few other things that I can't share or it would spoil the fun of mommy and daddy trying to figure it out. Tee hee.
Q: Who do you love more, the ceiling fan or mommy?
A: The thing with the ceiling fan is just a flirtation and won't last. Mommy is the real deal.
Q: Are you a leg or boob man?
A: What's a leg? I haven't even discovered mine yet. I'm definitely a boob man, but feel free to check back with me in a few years.
Q: Milk or formula?
A: Why have it a bottle when you can get it from the cow for free? Sorry, mom. I know you're not back to your pre-Reece weight yet, but you're no cow. You're udderly gorgeous to me.
Q: What is your favorite position for eating?
A: I'm usually kicked back on the boppy either on my back or side, flexing and curling my toes. When I'm really serious, I clinch my fists. I stop at times to get in a good stretch, and usually fall asleep at some point.
Q: Do you hit the pacifier every now and then?
A: Sure. I like having something in my mouth to suck on at times when I'm not eating, whether it be my hands or a pacifier. Hopefully, it won't translate to other habits like cigarette smoking or dipping later in life. I'll probably just stick to chewing gum...pun intended.
Q: Where do you sleep?
A: At my crib. Duh. I'm hoping MTV comes by soon, so I can give them a tour.
Q: Do you snore?
A: Every once in a while. I hear it's pretty cute.
Q: Swaddle or no swaddle?
A: There's a time and place for swaddling. I get restless just before bed and it calms me down to sleep at night. But, hey, when it's day time, that's my time for freestyling!
Q: What are your most annoying habits?
A: Silent crying. When I unknowingly bonk myself, and then fuss about it. Scratching my face with my fingernails.
Q: Anything else you want to share?
A: I've really enjoyed my first two months here, although it's been an adjustment for sure. I've met several people and they are all really nice. It'd be cool to spend more time with them and meet some new ones too.